How is it I understand Doctor Who logic better than reality?
Doctor Who: Obviously, if the Tardis is exploding in every moment of history, the only way to recover the Universe is make the light from the Pandorica shine through the Tardis…River Song only understands this a half hour after I do.
Reality: Calculus? Where did that even come from?
(Source: mysteryperson1)
“You sure you don’t wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?”
I want this family to adopt me
Awwwwww! They all cosplayed together! That is adorable!
aaaaAHHHHHH THAT IS SO CUUUUTE
The family that cosplays together stays together.
Finally, a makeup advertisement addressing the fact that makeup is an ARTFORM, and isn’t only used to “hide your flaws”.
Did Maybelline install surveillance equipment in my house? All of these things are so perfect. And I like how the colors used in this aren’t muted, desaturated tones, but bright, “unnatural” colors. Because I don’t wear makeup to hide any sort of flaws. I wear bright colors, lay it on thick, because it’s fun and expressive.
(Source: lifeinthefastlaine)
Watching LoTR with my dad
Sam: "That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived."My dad: This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
